LESBIANS GET SPANKED

Unfortunately they were not lesbians, if they were lesbians then they were a very ugly bunch of women. They were sporting though as they turned up expecting to lose and lose they did, just not by as much as we would have liked.

Jarvo was absent this week so Wale and Gary returned to the starting line up.

The Lezza’s started the game and started to play some decent stuff around the pitch but not really offering any real goal threat to Ben. Soon the format of the game took shape with the Rangers taking almost complete control of the game, but without any composure in front of goal. As the time ticked by to half time, the lezza’s were still holding strong until a piece of wizardry from Wale broke the deadlock. 1-0 at the break.

The Second half was much like the first, the Rangers having the most of the possession and chances with the Lezza’s only having a few half chances, all cleaned up easily by the increasingly bored Ben in goal. The shooting from the Rangers was only marginally better in the second half, managing to score 4 to make it a comfortable 5-0 scoreline at the end of the game.

Best moment of the game came when Charlie was presented with a fairly easy half volley but managed to shank it miles, over the fence and into the fields beyond. It clearly went of for a throw in but the ref took pity on him and gave a goal kick. Shocking attempt and he was sent like a naughty boy after the game to go and get the ref’s ball back.

5-0 to the Rangers and sneaked to the top of the table on goal difference in a 3 way split. If only it was a proper 3-way with proper Lesbians. Alas it isn’t, so there goes that fantasy.

Won 5-0 (Nick Wale 3, Phil Crowcroft 2)

Team: Ben Aitken (GK), Phil Jarvis, Matt Rogers, Phil Crowcroft, Jamie Larner, Nick Wale, Gary Allen.

Man of the Match – Crofty

Twat of the Match – Charlie for his shot

Article by Phil Crowcroft  (website writer)

fatcrofty@yahoo.co.uk

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